Bring humor and Hellenic pride together with this bold black tee featuring the phrase:
"If They Don't Have Ouzo in Heaven, I'm Not Going."
Crafted from 5.3 oz. 100% cotton, this shirt delivers breathable comfort with a classic fit that's perfect for everyday wear. The striking white print pops against the deep black fabric for maximum impact.
Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes, it's a feel-good, eco-conscious choice that’s as smart as it is funny.
